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3.31.2006
UGGHH...This movie was awful. It provided no addition to the movie society as most
movies lately. It was just a big piece of garbage.
If you haven't seen the trailer, it states--as does the begining of the movie--that
this girl Violet lives in a future you may not understand. Well, I can tell ya'
why we can't understand it. It's because nothing was explained...the technology,
the characters, nothing...Mash that up with the worst script ever written and some
crazy action sequences and You've got yourself a movie. All this movie was was eye
candy. Anyone looking for anything else out of this is gonna be really really dissapointed.
You follow Violet, who is a super soldier; a person that was infected with this
virus that makes you a super human. You have to come to the realization near the
end of the movie that this virus is the vampire virus...But it wasn't even revealed
in a clever way it's like a child who's drawn scribbles on a paper and while you
stand there in a stuper trying to figure out this mess, they tell you it's a giraffe.
I don't mean to ruin anything, but the end boss's final antagonistic "come on" line
is... "its on!" like a 15 year old girl. Ultimatly this movie's only driving force
was the action and that's about it. You'll leave the theater shaking your head laughing
and saying "I paid money to see this garbage?"
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Best comedy I've seen all year.
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