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TRANSFORMERS
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Wowsers, I was really looking forward to this movie as is most of the world im sure, And i was lucky enough to screen it before anyone else saw it. If you have seen this movie, then what the hell is your problem. GET UP AND GO. The opening scene with Blackout (the
helicopter) will show you a morsel of what is in store for you by the end of this movie, explosions galore, and visual effects that will blow
your mind. I refer to it as the new Jurassic Park. There isn't much
in this day and age that will make us movie goers get impressed by visual effects but this is on a whole nother level. You follow sam witwicky around trying to find his first car. and this one just so happens to be bumblebee. To all you fan boys who are mad that hes a camero now, shut your face, A kid driving around in a bug to thwart evil robots is retarded. but they do pay homage to the yellow beetle if you look closely at bumblebees first scene.
The movie besides action has its moments of hilarity, wether it be from Shia or bumblebee trying to hook his new owner up with a hot girl.
When all the autobots converge its like they just stepped right out of the 80s and on to the screen, and hearing Optimus's voice gives me the tingles every time. (Jazzes first line is "Yo what up bitches") the battle scenes are humungus, so grand infact that when they get into it hardcore at the end of the movie its hard to tell whats going on or what robot is what. I suggest multiple viewings to catch everything in this movie.
my only real grip is they did not have any repore with the decepticons, they just all of a sudden showed up when megatron called em.
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All right! Its time I start becoming more active on this site. So here is my first movie review. One word TRANS-FUCKING-FORMERS!!!!!!!!!! I don’t think I
need to say much else but just for shits and giggles I will! First, ask Aaron I am not usually a fan of a movie version of something I loved as a kid, I
personally don’t care for the Spiderman movies and didn’t even see the third one. But this movie is fucking awesome!! I saw it twice on its opening weekend!
First things I liked:
I loved the back story and I usually hate it when they change the story but this made sense and fit with the movie, I love the bumble bee is a camaro
although I would preferred it to be a 68 or 69 camaro the 72 makes it more believable cuz lets be realistic no one is gonna find a 69 camaro for $4000 that
and you definitely won’t get any ass driving around in a old bug. When Optimus appears and utters his first words I got a nerd boner that shot threw my
pants!! Although I wasn’t a fan of the mouth you really forget about 10 minutes in. I liked the redesigned of Megatron he was very evil and menacing
looking.
The things I didn’t like:
There wasn’t much that I didn’t like in this movie. First there was no fucking way that the hot chick in the movie (played by the oh so hot Megan Fox) was
supposed to be in the 11th grade!! If that’s what juniors in high school look like now a days sign me back up! The final fight between Optimus and Megatron
was sadly anticlimactic it was too short, not intense enough and ended so suddenly! They tried to make this movie as realistic as possible yet the
Decepticons who are spread out all over the world make it to LA before the Autobots who are only 200 miles away. Wasn’t a huge fan of Frenzy, the little
Decepticon spy but he served his purpose. And now the thing I hated most about this movie….Jazz! Jazz was horrible!!! They made him this hip-hop homie G
robot it was just ridiculous!!! Every time he opened his mouth he ruined that scene. That was the first time I’ve been embarrassed for being a fan of
something.
Over all this was a great movie! Everyone and their mother will enjoy this move it has everything the dumb mindless masses want, explosions, giant robots,
car chases, humor, love story, military drama product placement (a lot of it!) G.W!! Yet has so many little things for us fans tons of quotes from the show,
Autobot and Decepticon symbols!!! GO SEE IT NOW!!!!
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Best movie of the summer and special effects that will transend time.
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 See it or die.
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